If Michael Bay and Joel Schumacher made a movie together, would even light be able to escape? Think of it exploding robot nipples draped in latex which is also exploding. That also sounds like the name of either the best or worst porn in history.
No, last night I was watching the worst porn. It was bad 80s porn where they super imposed (with the *lovely* technology that they had) the chick's face (or some chicks face, there was an argument about that) on the ass of the one getting fucked.
I am deeply saddened that I have yet to see this cinematic masterwork of which you speak. The great thing about porn is that even if it isn't sexy, it is usually hilarious. Fun fact, if you run a porn backwards either the most impressive and/or horrifying vacuum cleaner ad ever. Fun, fun fact, If you play the classic cheesy porn backwards it becomes a story about a guy who uses his penis to vacuum semen of women's faces and then steals their pizza.
No, last night I was watching the worst porn. It was bad 80s porn where they super imposed (with the *lovely* technology that they had) the chick's face (or some chicks face, there was an argument about that) on the ass of the one getting fucked.
ReplyDeleteI am deeply saddened that I have yet to see this cinematic masterwork of which you speak. The great thing about porn is that even if it isn't sexy, it is usually hilarious. Fun fact, if you run a porn backwards either the most impressive and/or horrifying vacuum cleaner ad ever. Fun, fun fact, If you play the classic cheesy porn backwards it becomes a story about a guy who uses his penis to vacuum semen of women's faces and then steals their pizza.
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