Interior of a classroom deep in the heart of the Jedi Temple:
Instructor: And so you see, younglings, only Sith deal in absolutes.
Student: But, master, isn't what you just said an absolute?
Instructor: That is an excellent point, youngling. The difference here is that, ummm...er... well, it is just that... New lesson today, younglimgs. Today we are going to learn defense against the force choke. Thank you for volunteering!
Student: But, wait! I didn't volenteer, I just ask i- gargegg (thump)
Instructor: Good news, younglings! Half day today!
