An ode to spinal injections...
I think that I shall never see a- HOLY FUCKING GOD! WHAT THE FUCK! IS IT SUPPOSED TO HURT LIKE THIS?!?! ARE YOU AN ACTUAL DOCTOR OR DID SOMEONE WANDER IN OFF THE STREET WITH A FUCKING ICE-PICK?!? WHAT THE HELL IT WRONG WITH YOU TELLING ME TO FUCKING RELAX WHEN YOU SHOVE A NEEDLE THE SIZE OF A FUCKING CABER INTO MY SPINE?!? LET ME LODGE A RAILROAD SPIKE BETWEEN YOUR VERTEBRAE AND SEE HOW RELAXED IT MAKES YOU!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! (copious amounts of tears and loud questioning of the legitimacy of the doctor's parentage ensue)
This has been your moment of culture.
