It is with a heavy heart that I remove the Z.C.P. which I have been posting on this blog. This comes as a result of several complains and threats from various special interest groups. I include here just a couple of the letters I have received:
"Dear Sir,
It has come to our group's attention that you have been posting slanderous and inflammatory material on your blog. While it is true that your blog is not one of the most popular on the web and has relatively few, if any, regular readers we feel it our duty to stomp out bigotry against those of our kind wherever it appears. To long have we, the life-impaired, been the victims of the lifeist views of you and others. The life-impaired serve many vital functions in today's society. Who do you think it was that came up with the slow, shambling pace of most of the world's bureaucracies? Why, the I.R.S. of the United States is only one of the many organizations that would crumble without the many life-impaired individuals that make it the great institution it is today. The individuals that set the schedules of both Congress and the Supreme Court are also members of our particular segment of the population! We demand, Sir, that you remove your slanderous article at once!
Sincerely,
The Proud Life-Impaired Individuals Currently Consuming your Neighbors"
"Grains, Grains
Graaaaaiiiins grains grains graaaaaaains! Grains Graaaaaaiiiins, grains grains Graaaaaaiiiiiiiiiins, grain grains
GRAAAAIIIIIINNNNS,
The Vegitarian Zombies of America
PS:
Graaaiins"
"Dear, Citizen,
I would like to warn you in the strongest possible terms that milk-flame corpulent porpoise hork shall not be flemmeled in ninny-ba. I would suggest that nickto forlorn makkies slorf.
Sincerely,
Sen. Reginald J. Splokington (Chairman Congenitally Incoherent Party) (Deceased)"
As I do not have the resources necessary to stand up to the pressure placed upon me by these and many other special interest groups I must, sadly, remove the previously posted Z.C.P. But take heart, I will continue to work diligently to complete my Z.C.P. I will also be exploring any options that will allow me to repost it in order to allow the public to be better prepared for the inevitable zombie apocalypse.
