Roman General: ...On the single condition that you identify the body or the living person of the slave called Spartacus!
Slave 1: I am Spartacus!
Slave 2: I am Spartacus!
Slave 3: I am Spartacus!
Slave 4: I am... Wait, wait wait! Cruciwhatnow?!? No, no, I am ... um... I'm Fred. Yeah that's right my name is Fred. Spartacus was...um... He was way over there somewhere. Yeah, way over there. You know, really really far away from me!
[Everyone is crucified anyway]
That sounds like a fun time to me! Nothing like a good crucifixion to get the blood flowing in the morning!
ReplyDeleteIts not so much the crucifixion as it is the slow painful death from dehydration/exposure/overly ambitious vultures that will ruin your day.
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